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What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you call a snowman in July?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Who is a snowman’s favorite aunt?

Why was the snowman looking in a bag of carrots?

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What do you get if you cross sleigh bells with a skunk?

What is the wettest animal in the world?

How long should a reindeer’s legs be?

Who is the meanest reindeer?

What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?

What is the name of Santa’s other reindeer?

Who is Mrs. Claus’s favorite reindeer?

What kind of sheets does a gingerbread man put on his bed?

How does a gingerbread man walk with a broken leg?

What do you call Santa when he wears ear muffs?

Where does Santa keep his money?

What do you call  Santa Claus when he has no money?

Where does Santa stay when he is on vacation?

Who’s big and jolly and says, “Oh, oh, oh”?

How do you say “Ho Ho Ho” in Spanish?

Why does Santa have three gardens?

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

What is Santa’s favorite motorcycle?

What is Santa’s favorite car?

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

What kind of music do elves like?

Why do mummies like Christmas?

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

How does Santa keep his breath fresh?

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

What falls but never gets hurt?

What is the first thing elves learn at school?

Did you know that the efl-abet only has only 25 letters?

What is an elf’s favorite sport?

What kind of bug hates Christmas?

What did the sheep say to a humbug?

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a dog sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Did you know that Santa has a pet frog?

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Honda. Honda who?

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Wee fish. Wee fish who?

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who?

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